Guardian

One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.

Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead...

by Xellos The Rouge Priest December 21, 2008

guardian

A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.

girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"

by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008

the guardian

The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about

by Wattsie August 9, 2006

Guardian

Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.

Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread?

Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.

Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!

by justintime911 December 5, 2009

Guardian

In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.

the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.

by tridelvior October 2, 2004

Guardian

a powerful, ancient robotic enemy that shoots lasers in video games

the monument is filled with guardians and our weapons are trash. u sure about this?

by sadenjamuel January 19, 2021

Guardian

A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.

We passed a guardian when we went to the nude beach yesterday.

by Oski_Boi June 8, 2019