GroceryBagger

The border-line retarded person, usually found working at the grocery store checkout line, who has gnarled, claw-like hands and frequently engages complete strangers in meaningless babble. Although often found at grocery stores (tax-breaks), they may surface at any retail location.

Last week, my buddy hooked me up with a blind date, but she turned out to be a GroceryBagger.

by Timmay!!! April 9, 2004

grovered

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy. See also: nigger rig; half-assed;

"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I grovered it with a coat hanger."

by hoeindabum August 22, 2008

grocerygasm

That satisfying moment when Mom brings home more food from the store.

Billy: Hey dude, mom just got back from the store

Joey: Oh my God! I think I'm going to have a grocerygasm!

by ovr_9000_storks_ March 31, 2015