FRIEND CARD

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD

A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

friend card

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.

(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH

by dudeman13yo April 1, 2008