Facebook Philosopher

A person who comes up with quotes by themselves in their everyday life that they believe are worth posting to Facebook, when some of them are even good enough to be actual modern philosophies. Such as "People don't Care about your life unless it relates to their own".

Dude, Jacob is such a Facebook Philosopher!

by Sharksfan831 June 13, 2012

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016