FJ

A Fat lazy slob who is overweight and needs help getting back to normal size or a loser.

Being a fj #2 is bad for your heart.

by KiD K June 19, 2014

FJ

You are wondering why F and J are underlined and accidentally press them

How you know where your hands are on keyboard without looking down? It is by feeling the underlined letters which are F and J or in short FJ.

by Gamer Boii November 14, 2022

FJ

1. ForshakenJackOff
2. ForsakenJerk
3. ForshakenDoucheBagJ

Fucking J

by -Stik February 27, 2003

FJ

Fuck Jessie.

Jessie
Its been real
-Linus

FJ

by LeGoat23 April 9, 2019

fj cruiser

only the BEST car in the world!! comes in many colors including:
maroon (the best color), yellow, blue, green, pink, and more.
Looks similar to Hummers but are made by Toyota.

what many sailors plan to do is buy an FJ boat
(which is similar to 420s and smaller then Rhodes 19)
to trailer from their FJ car.

Person 1: Woah! Dude! Where'd u get that awesome car?
Person 2: Its an FJ cruiser...
Person 1: Oh thats why it looks so cool!
Person 2: Uh huh!

by sailor134494 April 21, 2009

jfklsdjfa;fj

a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored

-"What are you typing?"

-"On, nothing, just a bunch of jfklsdjfa;fj."

by almostawesome October 12, 2011

FJ cruiser

N; The act of giving or receiving a footjob while in a moving vehicle.

That chick gave me the best FJ cruiser while we were on that road trip last summer.

by Proser Brosley November 29, 2009