Episcopal High School

A school located in Alexandria, Virginia. The majority of the boys at this school were not accepted into Woodberry Forest School, which is considered of much higher quality than Episcopal High School. The girls there are okay, you almost feel bad for them because they have to go to school with a bunch of fags that are just bitter because they didnt get into Woodberry. EHS is renowned for getting there asses kicked by Woodberry, namely in football, and namely when they lost 42-0 to Woodberry in November of 2005. Yeah, it was 36-0 at halftime, and then when Woodberry got bored, the smallest kid on their team decided to fuck up some kid from EHS until he had to go off the field on a stretcher. EHS as a school is usually lumped in the category of other girls with faggot male students, such as St. Christopher's and Collegiate. They all want to go to Woodberry, but are too stupid. EHS is full of potheads and fuckups. They are referred to as Goons by many people, as they suck so much they cant have an actual school mascot. The end.

"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Yes."
"Oh, I guess that means you didnt get into Woodberry."
or
"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Yes."
"Wow, you fuckin suck."

Episcopal High School by Goon Hater April 30, 2006

Episcopal High School

School full of absolute losers and shitty athletes. Their athletic facilities may be the biggest waste of money I have ever seen. They get butt fucked in football yet their in the IAC!!!! Fucking Prep is considered good at football there. If you ever wanna see an EHS kid, just go to Bradlee on the weekend and they'll be at lacrosse unlimited in all vineyard vines even though they suck dick at lax. They also sweat SSSAS kids hard and get invited to nothing.

SSSAS Kid 1:Jesus who's that fag with the ray bans and wallabees .
SSSAS Kid 2: Goes to Episcopal High School. What a fag, probably sucks of everyone to get invited to our parties.
Prep kid: Your all irrelevant losers stfu

Episcopal High School by DMV FACTS November 24, 2018

Episcapol High School

School for all the dumb kids who didnt get into sssas or whos parents didnt even want to deal with them so they went to boarding school. Less than a mile from sssas they live in its shadows and are defeated in almost all sports by them and the majority of the other ISL schools. The guys are looked upon with pity for their manly girls with no athletic talent.

episcapol girl: eww look at that skany sssas girl

sssas girl: dont hate me because im beautiful, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am

Episcapol High School by Gonzaga Guy October 31, 2004

Episcapol High School

Spelled "Episcapol" by jealous boys and girls who attend other private schools in northern Virginia/D.C., but spelled "Episcopal" by everyone else with even the slightest intelligence. Founded in 1839 in Alexandria, Virginia, this boarding school affectionately nicknamed "The High School" is the place to send your kids if you are southern, preppy, athletic, and intelligent. It was the first high school founded in the state of Virginia. The school's biggest academic and athletic rival is Woodberry Forest School in Orange, VA but for the past 15 years or so, Episcopal has been raising its standards of excellence thanks to the admission of females. Episcopal graduates usually attend colleges such as UVA, UNC, UGA, Vanderbilt, Davidson, W&L, Princeton, Harvard, Brown, Yale, Sewanee, Wake Forest, and Tulane. EHS has a tradition of excellence both in and outside of the classroom and tends to attract good-looking, athletic, and bright students. Students at Episcopal spend their free time playing lacrosse, roaming around in lilly, rainbows, and croakies, listening to 94.7 (THE ARROW), hanging out around Dal, or eating Maggie Moos at "The Center".

Episcopal girl: "Did you see that freshman in chapel wearing my new Lilly print?"

Episcopal boy: "THE GAME against Woodberry is this Saturday so all y'all need to pack the bowl!"

Episcapol High School by granolaprep March 15, 2005