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Emplophobia

The irrational and intense fear of employment, and showering. Individual with this phobia experienced anxiety at the thought of getting a job or engaging the act of personal hygiene through bathing.

People with this phobia often misinterpreted as someone who's drown in depressed state, when the truth is quite the opposite. In most cases, people indirectly embraced this phobia in a humorous way, the example of this are the 2024 stat meme with druski dancing background video.
Unemployed chad: cant believe 2010 was 1 sh*wer ago

Employed loser: erm im assuming you take a shower once ever 10 years, i personally think that's disgusting and weird.

Unemployed chad: hey now, dont say the word sh*wer like it was everyday word. Dont you know its offensive to someone with emplophobia? The next time you say that word again, im going put you up at job application.
by Lumne January 21, 2025
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Exobophobia

— Exobophobia (n.): The fear of the incomprehensible, the infinite, and/or the unimaginable; an unsettling dread of what lies outside the mind’s capacity to grasp; phenomena that defy reason, perception, or natural law, often evoking terror, paralysis, or the inexplicable sense of being watched.
Guy 1: “Man, are you feeling what I’m feeling right now?”

Guy 2: “The need to take a shit, maybe?”

Guy 1: “No!, Well, yeah, but— dude, come on! It’s that weird thing.”

Guy 2: “Weird thing..? Oh! Your exobophobia’s acting up?”

Guy 1: “You make it sound like a disease.”

Guy 2: “I know man. Sorry.”
by Daaemon_ March 11, 2026
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