Douchefus

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk

The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.

by RazMutant April 10, 2009

Douchewasher

1. A person with qualities of a douche (one who is mean, a buzzkill, an irritating person).

2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.

Daniel: "Dude what's up with Ori, why does he have to be so gay?"

Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."

by Shlomit February 19, 2009

douchefunnel

The worst insult in the douche catagory. There is douche, then douchebag, then douchenozzle, and finally douchefunnel. Nobody knows what it actually means besides a harsh insult toward an asshole who deserves it. Only use when necessary.

He is a complete douchefunnel. He doesn't deserve to live.

by So was your mom last night August 2, 2010

Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

Douchefus

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011