C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

P.S.D.S.

Said in a New York accent, Pierced Ears!

Eva said "I have P.S.D.S.. Stephanie looked puzzled so Eva touched her ear lobes & said, "You know, P.S.D.S.. Then Stephanie understood & they had a good laugh.

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

D.A.P.O.S.

Dumb ass piece of shit.

that blonde monica is a D.A.P.O.S.

by dropdeadfred7342 October 8, 2011

P.D.S.D

Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. The self diagnoses of P.T.S.D used to either be purely annoying or overly dramatic

Becky claims to have P.T.S.D from a car crash but actually she was never in a car crash so she actually suffers from P.D.S.D

by anonymous June 6, 2018

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together

found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

by THE LONE BIKER October 21, 2010

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

P.P.S.D.

Post poop stress disorder. When your butthole feels on fire and/or stressed after you poop. Usually lasts 5-15 minutes.

Dude, I just took a poop and am suffering from P.P.S.D.

by UtahJazz12 October 31, 2017