Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes

Crumbl cookies by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026

thats just how the cookies crumble 

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

thats just how the cookies crumble by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023