you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob
so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.
by purple people eater July 03, 2008
by dinkelberry September 09, 2007
by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010
When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
by GM123 April 21, 2017
by stackattack January 12, 2011
Self explains itself. A pleasure trove for a lucky woman. Usually but not manditory 7 or more inches. When inserted correctly the recipient enters a state of bliss with this unique penis. A yellow corn cock is not recommended see drip dick.
by Owner of One June 07, 2008
The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
by ReZeroX June 23, 2008