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Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
by Paufan December 9, 2008
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to suffer the consequences during supper.
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Half-Life Full-life Consequences

intently badly spelt fan fiction by squirrelking it was later made into a series by Djy1991 and LordTeisel for youtube
(person 1) did you see the new Half-Life Full-life Consequences yet ?

(person 2) yea its very funny
by Orangadan July 12, 2009
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