caitcock

The absolute god of all creatures. Sometimes referred to as “caitcock the great” owns all fields in Pakistan.

They are the coolest person ever they are such a caitcock

by Ballistic exercise all November 17, 2021

Web CamCock Block

When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".

Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self

by speedT September 29, 2010

Catlock

When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.

It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.

Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna

have to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."

"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna

have to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"

"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna

have to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."

"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."

by Jon B-C January 25, 2014