Brown Bunny

1) A hard piece of shit that is starting to emerge from between your cheeks before you get to the toilet.

2) A notoriously bad, self indulgent film by Vincent Gallo.

Bob: (Bangs on stall door) "Hurry up! I've got a Brown Bunny here!"
Bill: "OK, OK" (Leaves stall)
Bob: "Thanks!" (Grabs cans of film and rushes in. Seconds later, a flushing sound is heard)
Bob: "Ahhh... That's much better." (Emerges with now empty film cans).

by Al Benedict August 18, 2009

riding the brown bunny

Eating copious, high-inducing amounts of Easter chocolate, particularly in rabbit form.

Yeah, I'm still riding the brown bunny from Easter yesterday.

by jesalewi April 29, 2011