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big dick bandito 

A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.
Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.
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big dick bandito 

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?
big dick bandito by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Big Dick Bandits 

Established in Alberta Corrections in 2025 by an inmate in administrative segregation that has grown rapidly in size. They go by 242 BDB. Although it sounds like a joke, these guys are serious and have ties to other institutional gangs. There are 7 original members. 1 president, 1 Vice President and 5 other original members. All members are selected by the President or Vice president, or sponsored and prospected by other full patch members
Big Dick Bandits baby 242 BDB Est25. FSCC Crew ERC Crew. "No common Enemies" is their Credo. OG's- Junez, C-Hix, El-Mo, Syd, T, No name, Solo