A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.
Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
by Kickolaus Nage October 08, 2021
Def 1 - Scam Artist store that says they did not get the payments you make online. Then when you pay off the entire amount and close your account in one call on the phone, they send you more bills 3 weeks later, saying there was an additional $10 dollars you did not pay which has now increased to an additional $ 2013 over the past 3 weeks, EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD THEM TOLD THEM at the time TO TAKE THE WHOLE AMOUNT they lyingly said you owed IN FULL OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT (just so the scammers would stop charging you interest on late fees you don't owe in the first place, so you can later go back and continue to try to protest the lying bastards through the Attorney General's office), so that now, they (the Muther Fuckin Best Buy Assholes) have now added on an additional $20 dollars each day to a fee you never owed in the first place so that now the fuckin scammers say you owe another $2000!!!!
Def 2 - Lying, Mother Fuckin' Assholes!
Def 2 - Lying, Mother Fuckin' Assholes!
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY from the LYING, Mutha Fuckin' Scammers at BEST BUY!!!"
"I got fuckin' screwed at Best Buy."
"Damn! I wish I never did business with Best Buy! They screwed me."
"I got fuckin' screwed at Best Buy."
"Damn! I wish I never did business with Best Buy! They screwed me."
by Michelle in Woodland Hills December 04, 2004
The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
by Joshua Anon June 07, 2006
The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
by Joshua Anon June 07, 2006
An electronics store that always is a step ahead of the competirion including Amazon. Can help consumers rebuild credit through offering 6-24 month no financing credit cards while also earning rewards for gratitude from repeat/regular shoppers. The one last large electronic retailer survived by training employees vigourously in their respective departments while also expecting all employees to understand products from every department. Providing expert service in their department, a successful employee will exceed in fulfilling a customers complete needs in one shopping experience. An employee may offer a more expensive HDMI cable not because they work on commission, which they don't, but because a 4k HDMI cable will be more compatible when buying a 4k TV instead of the consumer believing they are being upsold because they think the $20 non 4k HDMI cable made from b-parts will give them an equal viewing experience. In truth they will end up returning to the store blaming their sales consultant and the company as a whole because they refused to take thirty seconds to sign up for a rewards card and think they can return products without a receipt. In that sense most customers don't understand current fraudulent scams in which a degenerate steals the cable and comes to return the cable without a receipt since they did not have one in the first place.
An amazing best buy mobile specialist corrected errors made by the corporate mobile phone store employees in their rush to grab their commission. Next time I will be sure to return to best buy to upgrade my phone since they get their bonuses based on their ratings in customer satisfaction surveys and all the better promotions they offer over my corporate mobile store.
I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!
I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!
by gdub genius April 03, 2016
To go into a store to try products out with no intent of buying them and/or with the intent of buying it online for a lower price later.
by sariberri January 11, 2018
A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school, or if they do they won't stay there long because they can't stand all the bullshit propaganda.
Best Buy employee at register: Hi welcome to Best Buy. Will you be putting this purchase on you Best Buy Card today?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for a Best Buy card today?
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up? It’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Would you like to purchase an Extended Service Plan on this? If anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of Sports Illustrated or Entertain…
Customer: No
Employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2…
Customer: NO.
Employee: Would you like to try a free trial of Rhapsody music service? It allows you to…
Customer: NO!
Employee: Your Purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an Internet Service Provider. We offer AOL, Net Zero…
Customer: NO GOD DAMNIT!
Employee: The cables that come with this are very low quality. I would recommend getting some Monster Cables. They’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
Employee: Would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
Customer: FUCK YOU!
Employee: On the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 Best Buy gift card.
Customer: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for a Best Buy card today?
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Do you have a Best Buy Rewards card?
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up? It’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
Customer: No thanks.
Employee: Would you like to purchase an Extended Service Plan on this? If anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
Customer: No.
Employee: Would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of Sports Illustrated or Entertain…
Customer: No
Employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2…
Customer: NO.
Employee: Would you like to try a free trial of Rhapsody music service? It allows you to…
Customer: NO!
Employee: Your Purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an Internet Service Provider. We offer AOL, Net Zero…
Customer: NO GOD DAMNIT!
Employee: The cables that come with this are very low quality. I would recommend getting some Monster Cables. They’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???
Employee: Would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
Customer: FUCK YOU!
Employee: On the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 Best Buy gift card.
Customer: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by jack94117 March 02, 2006