Assivore

A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of meat are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

by Kevon Kawkey July 12, 2007

Assagore

Adj: To be an Ass; to be assy

Noun: One that is an Ass; a total moron. Usually coupled with feces and/or bad smell. See Dumbass

1) "Khelly sure was an Assagore this morning"

2)"What teh shit is that Assagore doing?"

by Tom Goodwin April 3, 2003