Assquatch

When a girl posseses a hairy behind.

Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.

by Giggity52 November 21, 2010

Assquatch

when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch

dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch

by iequalgenius February 01, 2011

assquatch

Someone (Usually a man) who is big, burly and notorious for dropping huge, toilet-clogging poops.

Freind 1: Man why it smell like a horse just crapped in your bathroom?

Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch

by OchoCincoFan September 11, 2010