As You Know, Bob

A dialogue technique where characters tell each other information they already know, but they audience don't, for solely the audience's benefit. It is a writer slang.

"As you know, Bob, we're on a spaceship hurtling towards the sun and if we don’t fix the hyperdrive in five minutes, we'll be dead. But let's talk about our high school years."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

You

The most majestic, beautiful, fantastic, funny, gorgeous, and intelligent being known to the universe. You, the result of a miracle.

James: Hey, am I ugly?
Bob: No, you aren't.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏

• someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
• someone who needs to touch grass
• someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies

1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them 😢🙏

by ivanappreciator July 8, 2024

you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.

Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."

by Spring-diggli-dobboli-do-Yurta July 8, 2024

You

Always know I love YOU!!!!

I don’t know what else I can do to show my love to you…
So I pray to you know who…

That you will see this love from me…

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 8, 2024

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024