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Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game
A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.
by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021
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Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉
Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
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half-second-cousin

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
My half-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
My double-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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sester-second-cousin

Sester-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
My sester-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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triple-second-cousin

Triple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
My triple-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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sesqua-second-cousin

Sesqua-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.
My sesqua-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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