co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.

Triple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second plane

A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.

"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."

by titijova November 18, 2023

Second Thots

When you’re laying the pipe then randomly regret it.

Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.

by T1212 January 24, 2020

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

cool second

When someone is bothering you to do something, so you tell them a cool second. When it really means like a hour.

Destiny: Go feed the dog.
Donald: I will in a cool second, hold up.

by Kingray30 March 22, 2020

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020