Cards

Your parents making your bedroom the family garage.

Look at that cards, his parents must hate him

by Dhyyyy March 21, 2023

the nope card

the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.

Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Card edit

An edited verison of a canon bandori, love live!, revue starlight, idolmaster, etc sprite or card to fit or look like another character or original character/oc.

Wow! That card edit looks like a canon bandori card!

by kimisstarlight August 7, 2020

Card Hash

crystal hash made by collecting thc crystal from marijuana and pressing it in between the cards

my buddy made some good CARD HASH last night

by schwaggis July 15, 2010

19 dolla fortnite card

"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.

Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.

Proceeds to be sent to orphanage

by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 4, 2021

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022