when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016
The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
by rectalreloader September 08, 2018
Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022
Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.
Me- No there’s not, I just checked!
Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!
Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
Me- No there’s not, I just checked!
Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!
Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
by Troublepaws September 28, 2018
by YouKnowJustWho September 25, 2022
Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.
by T1212 January 24, 2020
A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 02, 2018