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Post-Dooped

How one feels the next day after a night of heavy marijuana smoking
Nothing cures being post-dooped like a couple blunts
Post-Dooped by DrDoopy December 4, 2010

Post-Awake 

the uneducated fans of Christian Rock band, Skillet. Pre-Awake is the other group.
Pre-Awake being fans that have known and listened to Skillet for years before their 2009 release of their Awake album.
Post-Awake, of course, being the opposite. This group of fans mainly only know of Skillet for the mainstream released songs "Monster" and "Hero" and really dont know some of the band's history.
Post-Awake fan: OMG I love that new band Skillet!
Pre-Awake fan: Oh really? whats your favorite song?
Post: Monster of course. Yours?
Pre: Forsaken
Post: What?! THEY HAVE NEW SONGS OUT?!
Post-Awake by Road_Kill_88M_90 February 26, 2011

post-censored

When comments or wall posts left on a friend's Facebook profile, posts, or pictures are later deleted, either 1) by the owner of the profile or 2) by the person who originated the post.

1) Occurs most frequently when comments are unflattering or incriminating. Also can be necessary to delete over posts left by the person you're casually banging, in attempt to lay claim on your or salt your game.

2) Often required after drunkbooking
1) "Dude-- don't write on my wall about getting wasted with me before work! Glad I post-censored you before my boss saw it!"

2) "I can't believe I wrote 'I love you' on my exes wall and commented on like 15 pictures.... I hope I post-censored before he woke up this morning!"

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

Post-bridem depression 

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression

post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) 

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.
I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.