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First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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First try

What dude perfect says they do it on the 1,567,843rd and 1/2 time
Oh my goodness, first try!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019
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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of other cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of grandaunt (grandparent's sister) and of granduncle (other grandparent's brother) at the same time.
5- Parent's double-cousin.
6- Double-cousin's child.
double-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's sibling's child / Grandparent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's great-grandchild / First-cousin's grandchild.
My first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.
Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024
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This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.
When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat
by Buddahsquirtmiester September 25, 2022
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