Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.
Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
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Second Level

Soccer term referring to the area of space on a field created by player performing any type of Overlap or Underlap. The space may also be created with any player making a run to get behind a line of defense from the opposing team after a teammate Off the ball Checks In. The Second Level is a space where the player On the ball looks to send various types of Through Balls in order to break lines in the opponent’s formation. Term is mostly used in terms of attacking.
Play the second level and get in for the negative ball!
by ProfessionalCoaches August 31, 2020
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 08, 2018
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Kilometers Per Second

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
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Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
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