11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.

"Hurry up bro!"
"11 seconds!"

by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025

second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

second-cousin-9X-removed

Second-cousin-nine-times-removed (2C9R).

My second-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Second uno reverse

The second uno reverse is meant to counter an uno reverse, thereby breaking quantum physics laws, ending the world as we know it.

Brad: ur mom is fat
Lawrence: uno reverse
Brad: Second uno reverse
Lawrence: *dies from laws of quantum physics being broken*

by Hazodaki October 2, 2022

second shut

Making someone not your first priority

Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.

by bouncygirl123 December 1, 2018