Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

Matt

Matt is a popular loner. Matt has big blue eyes, brown hair, and an awkward smile. Matt is a sweet guy, but when around his popular friends, he is influenced easily. Be careful when befriending a Matt because you will never know what he will be like that day. Matt is a sensitive guy and does not like confrontation. Do not ask him who he likes because this will enrage him, and he will enviably start circling you with his friends and unfollow you on Instagram. However, if you do not upset him, he is a fun person to be around.

Girl "Did you know that Matt likes Maddie?"
Matt "What!? No I don't."

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020

Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

Dirty Matt Mclaughlin

When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"

Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.

by BootiePoker January 26, 2024

Matt

Matt is usually tall and Langthy if you see a short and stubby one then don’t trust them because they are an imposter

Matt - tall and langthy

by Matt’s lover September 16, 2022

Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-

basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.

by melzy1 June 23, 2021