Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

Hailey Jones

Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”

“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast”
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”

by Ur daddy lesbian June 11, 2018

Jones

A state of utter confusion and tremendous hallucination. Often endured through an encounter with a wax pen.

Did you see that guy last night?

Yea, he was jonesed

by Jonathan Guillen Infante November 13, 2019

Bryce Jones

The kid that drove a moped to school everyday freshman year

Look it’s Bryce Jones

by Bshsvsghsgsvvsbshsjs September 19, 2020

Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 May 17, 2018

damien jones

drummer with kult of the dead rock star

damien jones is a damned fine drummer

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk March 19, 2012