dirty dan

when you want your girl to me-hoy your minoy, but all she does is laugh at your pin head.

"hey bro why are you so sad" "I'm sad because my girl dirty danned me last night bro"

by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025

The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

Danning It

When the smallest things tell everybody around you that you are retarded

Dammit. Danny is Danning it again.

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025

Dan-Dan

Something that was very impressive but ultimately down to luck and very unlikely to happen.

"wow, that was a proper Dan-Dan, I can't believe you managed to cheese that 250k high score David"

by K100J September 13, 2020

Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton March 9, 2012

Dan fang

An upcoming five star character from the hit game honkai: star rail. He canonical is the biggest simp for his husband yingxing and even gave him his heart to make him immortal and then died or sum and got reincarnated as dan heng. he also fantasied about yingxing sweating on the battle field. Gay ass mf

1: "I could take dan fang"

2: "in a fight, right?"
1: "..."
2: "🫢"
2: "same tho"

by NrBladestan69 August 9, 2023