“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 03, 2023
Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
by tincopper March 11, 2014
In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"
Chad dies first again!
by Tomauto November 12, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stendarr: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stendarr: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025