flappa dappa ding dong

A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!

I an flappa dappa ding dong!

by Sxxxxxxa123 December 4, 2019

Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022

dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".

Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!

by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A handheld, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the cock of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.

— You bringing appetizers?
— Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.

by poplar_method August 1, 2025