August 24

National Kobe Bryant Day

Oh it's August 24th? It's National Kobe Bryant Day!

by michael8/24 January 27, 2020

August 4

National ask your crush out day!

Julie:it's august 4th)
will you go out with me

Simone(crush)
: sure

by constantly rejected August 4, 2021

August 6th

Fuck away… A National day to make love to someone you want to fuck

Hey it’s August 6th let’s fuck

by SkyWalk3r0G August 6, 2022

August 22nd

National Sneak Out Day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Probably really tall

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!

by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024

August D

The best rapper on this planet also known as suga from bts. He has insane flow switch and recently became a ginger. He has the best tongue technology that could make any girl scream without the s. He also has the biggest feet i have ever seen but its ok bc big feet mean a big di-

“Wow did you see august D and his tongue technology?”

by LALABTSISLIFE November 21, 2021

August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023