August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 17, 2023

August 1st

National brother eugh day is on august 1st, instead of national girlfirend day it’s national brother eugh day!!

August 1st 2021…

“Yo it’s august first national brother eugh day, say brother eugh dawg!!”

“Brother eughh”

by dyner1 September 11, 2024

August Björnum

Mexican/Swedish people with enormous cocks. Often described as handsome, sexy and “godly in bed”

I met the Sexiest August Björnum at a party yesterday

by akademikern November 22, 2021

August 17

National give your bf head day

Bf: hey its august 17
Gf: okay, what does that mean?
Bf: its national give your bf head day

by Rufzy August 17, 2022

August 12

The day when the sexiest gods are born. Both good in bed and the best in class.

Ashley: He’s so perfect I wanna have him for my own
Victoria: Don’t you know he's born on August 12, he’s basically a god

by Truth Be Told 123 May 29, 2022

August 20

Say "hi" to a girl you think is very nice

"Hi Person" on August 20

by Squirrel Junior August 20, 2022

August 6th

Fuck away… A National day to make love to someone you want to fuck

Hey it’s August 6th let’s fuck

by SkyWalk3r0G August 6, 2022