august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

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by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025

August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.

I fucking failed toilet eruption august!

by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023

No Anime August

In No Anime August no ones allowed to watch any anime.
Yes its gonna be a hard challenge for anime addict weebs.
In No Anime August you cant watch hentai eigher cuz that's just Anime porn if u loot at it
Manga is fine. You can read all the manga you want to.

Person 1: Ah finally My favorite anime's second season is airing on August.
Person 2: Bruh but you can't watch it. Its No Anime August remember.
Person 1: Oh shit I guess I will just read the light novel/manga or wait for it till September.

by Knowledge D. Wiki October 19, 2020