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I don’t fight

He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people
by ForgivMySinsX December 6, 2023
mugGet the I don’t fightmug.

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
mugGet the fighting chairmug.

Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Water Balloon Fightmug.

currach fight

Currach fights are or benders who fight over who gets to shag their sister first
After the pub we will have a currach fight for Patricia
by No.1. October 29, 2020
mugGet the currach fightmug.

The fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat

Chad easily took round one, kicking TylerTheGoat with his strong hooves. But, Tyler took rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Chad took 11, and 12 was a tie. TylerTheGoat easily took the dub.
Did you see the fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat? It was so entertaining and Tyler easily won! #TylerGotTheDub #RipChadTheCow #JusticeForTylerTheGoat #ChadTheCowWillNeverFightAgain
by EZ_Winner_YT September 15, 2022
mugGet the The fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoatmug.

Sword fight

This is what it's called when two dudes getting a fight in the shower naked
James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook
by Dapaperman May 6, 2022
mugGet the Sword fightmug.

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
mugGet the guys stop fighting you're BOTH adoptedmug.

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