He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
by ForgivMySinsX December 6, 2023

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

by No.1. October 29, 2020

Chad easily took round one, kicking TylerTheGoat with his strong hooves. But, Tyler took rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Chad took 11, and 12 was a tie. TylerTheGoat easily took the dub.
Did you see the fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat? It was so entertaining and Tyler easily won! #TylerGotTheDub #RipChadTheCow #JusticeForTylerTheGoat #ChadTheCowWillNeverFightAgain
by EZ_Winner_YT September 15, 2022

James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook
by Dapaperman May 6, 2022

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
