It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

its not stealing if he did it first

when someone steals your content so you steal theirs back so its equal and not stealing

pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ

*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first

by Sebby294 May 2, 2021

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

Tiffany Lockheart Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025