fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

We Done Fucked Up

The term that a group of people use when they fuck up really bad pravar

When pravar was born, his parents said “we done fucked up”

by Xx_BigDickPussyBoi69_xX March 10, 2019

shut the fuck up milk

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.

“Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
“Shut the fuck up Milk.”

by Christian Chernoff January 12, 2021

Cheeto Humping Fuck Nugget

Someone who will follow ex-president Cheeto to the ends of the earth; came to fruition via TikTok star @mimi_rocks_this_1

See that guy still wearing his MAGA hat?

Yup. He’s a Cheeto humping fuck nugget.

by KEIGHTY10DIX November 15, 2020

Fucked by your own bananas

derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over

Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas

by orangecrush1221 May 4, 2008

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

by madareklaw September 13, 2012

I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

by Carter ÙwÚ March 20, 2020