by Unsub October 28, 2021
When someone is sad, and they need a hug, the other party hugs them, and the sad person doesn't hug back.
by ScrotumMan May 05, 2016
An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.
Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
A restricting hug that does not allow the other individual to get to class and is released as soon as tardiness is absolute.
"Dude, why were you late to class?"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
"These guys came up and Tardy Hugged me. Did I get marked late?"
"Yep, Mr. Franklin marked you tardy."
"No!!"
by CyberWarrior85 November 25, 2011
The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them
by Pervytoadsage March 07, 2024
by Kweese February 15, 2021