First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

Mira Mami y Papi: The First Release.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mira Mami y Papi: The First Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!

by Bigman12345 January 12, 2018

Marie "Angie" Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Marie "Angie" Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

Dijion "Angie" Mcfarlane:The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releaseexe-xizaa-exe

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Dijion "Angie" Mcfarlane:The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releaseexe-xizaa-exe

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

half-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021