Skip to main content

First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
mugGet the First Maidmug.

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.
I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!
by The__Almighty November 23, 2021
mugGet the First Story Bar & Kitchenmug.

sesqui-first cousin-niece

My sesqui-first cousin-niece is a good girl.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the sesqui-first cousin-niecemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email