Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020

Bob ur uncle

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Bob ur uncle

by VioletPW November 21, 2021

Uncle

A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.

Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.

Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-

by Robsy January 23, 2018

shitty uncle

The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family

THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND

Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle

:must die at the age of 45 or disappear

off the face of the earth

:burklesnatch your nephews face at

least 5 times a visit

:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,

backwards cap with a goatee and bald

:Be skinny but muscular

:live the peice of shit life

:punk is your main comeback or some

drunk shit

:must pull the most devious pranks on

your nephew and toughen him up and

protect your neice with your life

:and you have to get knocked tf out by a

7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds

ripped sorry it's just the rules

:can only date sweet psycho women=

shitty aunts

shitty uncles cool asf

by Peice of shit uncle May 9, 2024

uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013