uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by MICK-DOG January 16, 2021

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Sucky uncle

An unwanted uncle.

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.

by (T) September 11, 2022

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Uncles meth

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.

Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

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Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024

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Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.

"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

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