Uncle Smirny

The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.

"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"

by one groovy chick May 18, 2016

WHORE UNCLE

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!

Yesterday, my uncle turned into a WHORE UNCLE

by CumStainUncleShagger September 22, 2019

Uncle

Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.

He's no smart he's an uncle

Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.

by Kaka12346789 April 17, 2021

Uncle Rame

Known for his famous quotes "It's jean creaming time young Schublig". Uncle Rame is the "King Cobra" of everything whether it be baskteball or table-tennis. He is also famous for his 10 inch Schublig and is surely a MOUTHFUL for everybody

"Come on reach young schublig" Said Uncle Rame

by Schublig's Anonymous September 6, 2014

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012

Uncle

The collective term for a group of more than one jetski riding together.

Oho shit here comes another uncle of jetski's acting like morons.

by Mr narwhal October 1, 2022