band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

AIDS

A word you say when you laugh at something but you can’t say gay or else the girl next to you will call you a homophobic person for using gay as an insult.

Hey that’s really ga- “All girls in the room looks at you” gave me aids.

Hahahahaha omg this thing is really giving me aids.

by Theepicconvertable April 25, 2021

kats aids

katstacks is reactive to AIDS

u got kats aids sit down son

by katkiller2010 August 31, 2010

Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass

That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.

by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018

kool aid

literal flavourful non-harmful drugs. You take one whiff of that shit and then boom. You feel high as fuck but you aren't. Grape kool aid is the best.

1- hey, did you try that kool aid?
2-yeah, i did. It felt like I was high.
1- i know, right man?

by fuckingdrugdealer June 15, 2022

ah man thats aids

when someone sticks their thump in your ear

Friend: irritates you
you: ah man thats aids

by 7uuu7 November 15, 2019

Florent ça-aide

Se dit d'une situation apparemment inextricable, dont les plus fins limiers parviennent (tout de même) à se tirer, non sans grâce.

Personne n°1 : Et toi ! tu as vu hier, ce coup franc entre le OM et la PSG au foot ! Incroyable !
Personne n°2 : Mon père a le sida
Personne n°3 : ah ... Florent ça-aide

by Bouk-koub May 21, 2020