by Cappuccinoo June 26, 2023
The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
by poKin0m July 16, 2023
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 29, 2022
An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022
When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.
Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
by XenoXndr May 14, 2017
My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019