Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

uncle-by-marriage

Pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

uncle kemilio

FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!!


candy ketchup

uncle kemilio: im a FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!

down with mexicans

by liambitchtits March 17, 2005

Uncle Getcha

the creepy uncle that probably has a crush on you

Uncle insert name is such a uncle getcha

by pixie21212 July 31, 2023

uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)

She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!

by Pretty face little waist April 30, 2021