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Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right
He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind
by Death Menace February 10, 2023
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impossible things

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Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Eve ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜’

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ณ "Um... Well... Tsk! ๐Ÿ˜’ No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฃ not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." ๐Ÿ˜•

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
๐Ÿซด ๐Ÿ
Eve ๐Ÿ˜• "......." *takes bite* ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" ๐Ÿซณ "......" ๐Ÿ˜ง "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." ๐Ÿคท
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The only thing

Money is THE ONLY thing that will make me whole after all this time and is both the least you can do and what I'm entitled to per my 5th amendment right to be given to compensation for my property (which my labor and mind bith constitute).
Hym "And you know what ISN'T going to do that? Fucking therapy. The only thing that'll do it is money."
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This is a customized pronoun that is created by me. This is a dehumanizing pronoun that is used to describe nonbinary people or even people with known sex insultingly and rudely. Like the pronoun "it", it was used as a highly offensive slur to describe nonbinary or gender-nonconforming individuals, but now seldom used by them as their personal pronoun.
"thing, thing, things, things, thingself" Pronoun
Subjective: thing (originally for nonhumanic objects, but this term is used to describe people in a dehumanizing way.)
Objective: thing (unchanged, like the pronoun "it")
Possessive Adjective & Pronoun: things or sometimes thing's with an apostrophe (directly adding an "s" like the pronoun "its")
Reflexive: thingself (based on the pattern of "himself"
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