Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

first great-great-great-cousin-niece

First cousin's great-great-granddaughter.

My first great-great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025