shitty bum

When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum

When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!

by maki43 September 4, 2020

Bum sole

When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.

Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?

by Magadder100123 June 1, 2018

Reverse Bum

The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.

Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.

Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.

by dingdangdingdong October 21, 2008

Bum club

Bum club is a club consisting of 4 people, mostly males, who show their bums (or other parts) for fun. Meeting usually take place when members are alone at night.

Damn that was a mad bum club sesh yesterday

by Emo fornite goat November 18, 2021

bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

by NathanTo June 11, 2017

Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023

choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.

"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018